爆强的中国式英语
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| ### 2008-01-10 13:32:00 来自:无名 |
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| 1． We two who and who？ |
| 咱俩谁跟谁阿 |
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| 2． How are you ? how old are you? |
| 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ |
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| 3． You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you |
| 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 |
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| 4． You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up! |
| 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ |
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| 5． You have two down son。 |
| 你有两下子。 |
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| 6． I give you face， you don’t want face,you lose your face ,I turn my face. |
| 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 |
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| 7． You Give Me Stop!! |
| 你给我站住！ |
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| 8． Know is know ,noknow is noknow |
| 知之为知之，不知为不知... |
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| 9． Watch Sister |
| 表妹 |
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| 10． American Chinese not enough |
| 美中不足 |
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| 11． Heart flower angry open |
| 心花怒放 |
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| 12． Go past, no mistake past |
| 走过路过，不要错过 |
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| 13． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! |
| 要钱没有，要命一条 |
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| 14. Go and look! |
| 走着瞧！哈哈 |
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| 15. Good good study,day day up! |
| 好好学习，天天向上！ |
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| 16.You ask me, I ask who？ |
| 你问我，我去问谁？ |
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| 下面有个更绝的 |
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| 昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“Hello?“ |
| 外国人：“Hi.“ |
| 前台小姐：“You have what thing?“(你有什么事？) |
| 外国人：“Can you speak Eng-lish?“(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what?“(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么) |
| 外国人：“Can anybody else speak English? “(还有谁能讲英语吗) |
| 前台小姐：“You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go.“(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你.) |
| 外国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?“(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗?) |
| 前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing.“(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事?) |
| 老外：“I want to speak to your head.“(我想和你的领导谈谈.) |
| 前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tomorrow come.“(头儿不在，明再来吧!) |
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